1. The Rocky Series
Rotten Tomatoes: 1.5 – 4.5 stars
Instant classic, and everyone loves a good classic.
Honestly, if your date tells you that they’re not in the mood for some of the best 80’s montages of Sylvester Stallone awkwardly working out, dump them.
The Rocky films are perfect for watching a movie that you don’t need to really pay attention to, so go ahead and ask your Valentine how they enjoyed their soup earlier that night. Just make sure you’re listening for the training music and watching Rocky Balboa win in the last round of every fight.